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I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. As we
know Tiger's agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good
friends with another IMG Agent; who is very good friends with Steinberg
and they share the same office. This information came from the other IMG
Agent to my Member, and then to me today, and according to them is up to date
as yesterday when my Member left Orlando.
On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner,
he spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and
texting Rachel. After each received and sent text message he would clear his
message box to rid himself of the evidence. Sometime in between there, one of his
Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the
Clubhouse to play poker with the guys, to which Tiger said yes. Tiger left the
house around 7:30 to go play poker, and left behind his cell phone....and one
message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.
When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted
him about the text message in the phone, and the started a heated discussion
to its regards. According to what I was told, there was more "incriminating
evidence" than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger tried to play
it off to Elin by telling her she was reading too much in to it, and did not
know the story, etc. Tiger went upstairs to chance into his gym shorts
and t- shirt, came back down, and Elin confronted him again; to which Tiger
gave the same story. Tiger sat down in a chair in the living room, and Elin
sat across from him urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed to his guns
and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV,
and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the
head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right
side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and
virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on
the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why
he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club thoughout the hallway
to the garage (i.e causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger
hoped in the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out
the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was
not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting
stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to
tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they
were going to, and he would meet them there.
Tiger is transported to the hospital with Elin in the ambulance, and as
they arrive Mark is there waiting for them. The people from the hospital
and the doctors take Tiger in for X-Rays etc to check out the damage caused.
The doctors tell Mark there is not much they can do to repair the teeth and
the gash, but the doctor knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in
Phoenix who will make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger tells Mark to get
the jet ready and lets head to Phoenix to get this done. Friday after Tiger
is released from the hospital, he does not return home, he and Mark board
the plane for Phoenix. If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to
talk to TIger, and was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR
reasons) Tiger was not ready to talk. Well now we know why, he was in
Phoenix, and did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last
Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. The surgeries were more intense than
what they had originally planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he
should have been. Upon arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been
in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day!
Both Tiger and Elin have told the conselors they love each other, and
want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and
RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.
In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with
Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, and is not
in Palm Beach; and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from
where the boat is, but that is it. Tiger has not returned to his house at
Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions.
IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures,
and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood; Bay Hill. IMG
contacted Arnold Palmer because of the high regard in which Tiger holds
Arnold. Arnold has agreed, and IMG has said if anyone can get through to
Tiger, Arnold may be the only person who can based on his public persona
when he was at the height of his game as well. The moving trucks being
shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was
damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument; not of her moving out.
Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers, and
as of yesterday had no intention on doing so. Tiger has not made any public
appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had
in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front
of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at ngiht at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights).
That is as up to date as I have........
要約
家族と共にサンクスギビングディナーを終えたタイガーは居間で寛ぎながらレイチェル（浮気相手）とテキスト（携帯のショートメッセージ）をしていた。普通はそれらを消すのであるが、そのとき地元の友人から連絡がありクラブハウスでポーカーをすることとなったタイガーは携帯を家に残したまま出かけた。
夜中にタイガーが戻ってきた時は妻のエリンがテキストを発見してしまった後で、それからエリンはタイガーを問い詰めた。情報によると携帯にはテキストよりも「重大な証拠」が残っていたらしい。
タイガーは妻のエリンの追求から何とか逃れようとするがそれでもエリンの追求は緩まなかった。
タイガーは追求を無視するようにソファーに座ってTVを視ていると、エリンは突然９番アイアンを振りかざし、ヘッドでタイガーの右顔面を叩いた。
右顔面は大きく陥没し、上の歯２本が折れた。
タイガーはこれたまらんと裸足のままエスカレードに飛び乗り、木にぶつかった時エリンは車のガラスをぶち壊した。
パニックになったエリンはマネージャーのマーク・スタインバーグに電話し病院で待ち合わせとなった。
医者は顔の傷と折れた歯については何もできないとマネージャーに告げたが、フェニックスには何事もなかったように顔を修復できる医者がいると伝えた。
タイガーはすぐにジェットの用意をするようマネージャーに伝え二人はフェニックスに向かった。
事故の後、警察がタイガーから事情聴衆しようと試みたもののタイガーがそれに応じなかったのはタイガーが自宅にはおらずフェニックスで整形手術を受けていたからである。
もう疲れたので訳はやめます。
文の最後では、タイガーはベイヒル（アーノルド・パーマー所有のゴルフリゾート）で過ごしており、練習も行っているとのこと。
ゴシップ記事の内容は３０％しか正しくないとも書いてありますね。
あー疲れた。
